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Tuesday, November 18, 2008

<jewseph> it could've cracked
<Funkwheat> Tru 'nuff
<jewseph> and made it look like it's coming from the tank
<Funkwheat> I wish I could get this shit up on ramps
<Funkwheat> It's a bitch to jack off
<Funkwheat> err up

Posted by: Syber

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Friday, October 24, 2008

<justin> wtf is a docking station
<mc> it's a station your laptop docks in
<mc> duh
<Syber> don't say "duh" the name is really confusing
<mc> you're right, i don't know what i was thinking
<mc> i assumed he had an iq above 70
<mc> ok justin, pretend your laptop is a space ship

Posted by: Syber

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Monday, October 06, 2008

Referring to the southern states:

<mc> yeah.. i'm pretty sure i'd fall down a well
<Syber> and you wouldn't have a CB radio with you to contact somebody to get you out
<mc> i know, so that's a problem
<mc> i don't even have a golden retriever
<justin> nah, state law requires u to own a CB
<justin> and atleast one dog
<mc> my call sign would be "mean bean machine"
<Syber> which you have to refer to as a "hound" at all times
<Syber> despite it being anything other than a hound

Posted by: hacked

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Tuesday, September 09, 2008

<mc> i swear to god if she tells me it has to stay in longer, i'll pull it out myself and slap her in the face with it

Posted by: Syber

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Thursday, September 06, 2007

<Funkwheat> Sup idiots
<Bender> DEEEEZ NUTZ!!!
<Dennis> yo
<Funkwheat> Chillin
<Funkwheat> hm, I just responded to my own "Sup" by mistake.

Posted by: Belial

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Saturday, February 17, 2007

[12:27am] <freaka> dude you ever gonna make a p-funk jr?
[12:28am] <Syber> no doubt
[12:28am] <freaka> lol
[12:28am] <Syber> 2 of them
[12:28am] <Syber> both named Paul Jr.
[12:28am] <freaka> ha
[12:28am] <Syber> then i'm going to tell people that i have a pair of PJs

Posted by: freaka

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Monday, October 16, 2006

* Mi can only drink girlie drinks
<Syber> so.. sperm?
<Mi> lol
<Syber> zing!

Posted by: Belial

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Monday, October 09, 2006

<Russ> so im walking down 2nd ave last week
<Russ> and a cab pulls up next to me
<Russ> and the back door opens, and this girl starts getting out
<Russ> like gorgeous
<Russ> boots, body like you wouldnt believe
<Russ> then she gets out
<Russ> AND SHES GOT ONE FUCKING EYE

Posted by: Syber

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Wednesday, October 04, 2006

<JaNkz> CAPSLOCK IS THE CRUISECONTROL OF AWESOMENESS

Posted by: Syber

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Sunday, August 20, 2006

<mc> i almost picked up a 69 mach 1 last month
<mc> the wife said no
<mc> i think she said no because i was going to sell her ring to buy it

Posted by: Belial

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